Friday, May 25, 2007

What is it with cats and boxes?

Crisis averted re: the last blog. Hopefully my quick attention to the matter will override any ill impressions made.

So nice outside. Too bad a large chunk of today will be spent on The Bus going to The Store to buy The Cat

Food.

Ooops. Figures that would happen that way.

New pillows! Now I won't wake up every morning with my bed looking like I've massacred a goose.

I've got a new drawering on my arm. But it's not washing off anytime soon. Thanks Sara! (and Ren, but I didn't have to use yours this time...)

I could really use some dental insurance. And to win the lottery.

That is all.

Friday, May 18, 2007

God's way of telling me to just give up.

Why is it always something? Why can't things go smoothly for me just once? I've done everything I was supposed to do. It's the parts that are mostly out of my control that may just be the wrench in the gears. In short, I might have just gotten F'ed in the A.

Do I cry? Get so hammered I don't think about it? Or just not give a shit about anything anymore? All three fit but I can't decide.

All I know is that I am fucking freaking out right now.

Thursday, May 10, 2007

Too far gone?

I couldn't see how this could be a good idea. But I thought I'd give it a shot. It did seem like too much too fast. A little over a week later, I'm already feeling the damage. I must take a few steps back, or everything I've worked for over the past 6 months will go out the window.

Tuesday, May 8, 2007

Writer's Block

Well, not that I've ever fancied myself any sort of writer. As a matter of fact, I usually only write things when I'm required to do so by some outside force. I'll get to that in a minute. I'm not creative. Or insightful. I blather along, spewing out in readable form the mental diarrhea that occurs every few days. The only reason people read these blogs (not just mine, but blogs in general. At least blogs in general like mine...) is because humans are voyeuristic creatures, and the online/public journal allows them to 'peek in the windows' in a way. Without being labeled a creep, since the invitation to peek is openly extended and the action encouraged. Instead of being a Peeping Tom, you're simply an Audience Member. I am just as 'guilty' (that word doesn't really fit since there can't be guilt involved in an activity that isn't wrong) as the next guy of this type of voyeurism. I enjoy reading even the most mundane of blogs, even those belonging to people I don't know. I can spend hours looking at other peoples' online photo albums. If someone were to invite me into their house just to have a look around, I might take them up on the offer (unless they seemed like the type to toss me down the basement stairs, etc. etc. etc... I try to stay away from those people).

But, my point here is that the online/public journal, blog, whatever, is a SPECTACULAR form of procrastination. I can put off so many things I need to be getting done by either reading or writing these things. And that is what I am doing right now. And now. Yup, still doing it.

The outside force causing me to write something (not this blog, procrastination has caused me to write this, the devil) is Athens Technical College. More specifically, my chosen program of study is responsible. They have two rounds of admissions, and for the second round, I'm required to write a 500 word personal statement detailing my understanding of the job I may have in the future, my previous experience in this field, and why it is I've decided to study this and take this career path. It's a bullshit essay. And it's been so long since I've written something like this, I can't figure out how to start. I need to mail it off to them on Thursday, though, so I guess I better get on it. Blech. Wish me luck.  

Tuesday, May 1, 2007

My New Career Objective

Goodbye Grill, Hello...



I mean, shit. I have thousands of these things right? And it's no big secret that I sure as hell aren't using them. May as well get paid.



Because you know the eggs of a 5' tall, 26-yr-old pot-smoking alcoholic with only slightly above-average intelligence, a family history of depression and cancer and fuck-upery, and no marketable skills have to be worth a CRAPLOAD!!