Why anyone in their right mind would want five servings of mayonnaise is beyond me. But ok, fine, make a holiday out of that shit. And I suppose I'll just follow along... I'll bring the eggs if you bring the oil! Shit, yo... I got 5 on it!* Oh, what's that? It's not our holiday? You want tequila? I'm not sure that tequila and eggs together is such a good idea...
*Yes, I know that's not the original. But I like it. So suck it. But for you haters, here's the original.
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I rant and whine, bitch and moan, and every now and then say something clever. Mostly I just regurgitate what my jaded brain is churning around. Enjoy.
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